Freshmen don't run, they scamper. They're like hamsters.

Freshmen don't run, they scamper. They're like hamsters.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men
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Classical music is the kind that you keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.~W.C. Fields
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Beer: making woman look better since 1965.
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Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence.
**inspirational quote on Hope by Lin Yutang

The players are too serious. They don't have any fun any more. They come to camp with a financial adviser and they read the stock market page before the sports pages. They concern themselves with statistics rather than simply playing the game and enjoying it for what it is
**good quotes about Baseball by Rocky Bridges

Physiological response to thinking and to pain is the same; and man is not given to hurting himself.
**wise sayings on Thinking by Martin H. Fischer

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
**motivational quotations on Kisses by Barbara Bush

We are not only less reasonable and less decent in our dreams... we are also more inteligent, wiser and capable of better judgment when we are asleep than when we are awake.
**cute girly love quotes by Erich Fromm

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87
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I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo
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I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on
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If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
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When the going gets tough the tough get going.
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
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Girls will be girls, boys will be toys.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
**inspirational quote on Funny Saying by Oliver Herford

But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?
**good quotes about Happiness by Albert Camus

A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.
**wise sayings on Tea by A.A. Milne

History... is an aggregation of truths, half-truths, semi-truths, fables, myths, rumors, prejudices, personal narratives, gossip, and official prevarications. It is a canvas upon which thousands of artists throughout the ages have splashed their conceptions and interpretations of a day and an era. Some motifs are grotesque and some are magnificent.
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Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.
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The tapestry of history that seems so full of tragedy when viewed from the front has countless comic scenes woven into its reverse side. In truth, tragedy and comedy are the twin masks of history - its mass appeal.
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No good opera plot can be sensible:... people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
**inspirational quote on Music by W.H. Auden, Time, 29 December 1961

Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.
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Our current obsession with creativity is the result of our continued striving for immortality in an era when most people no longer believe in an afterlife.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law
**cute love sayings for profiles by Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
**inspirational quote on Dogs by Will Rogers

To this principle of vanity, which philosophers call a mean one, and which I do not, I owe a great part of the figure which I have made in life.
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How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy
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Disappointed? Too bad!

Disappointed? Too bad!
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Just a little case of mood poisoning ...must be something I hate.
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A rock --> me <-- A hard place
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DARE to keep the CIA off drugs.
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It know it hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle without a seat, but it hurts.~Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun
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I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and to die on your lips.
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Jesus is coming... Look busy.
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Hi. Can I domesticate you?
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Grab them in the butt and ask, Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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Nearly everything you read signed from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth."~God
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Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas~Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
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Beer: making woman look better since 1965.
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Of course I don't look busy.....I did it right the first time!
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If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember that if it wasn't for you the damn thing would fall over.
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Integrity is the cornerstone of trust.
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Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
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Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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I love uranus.
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I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.~Scott Adams
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Even a broken watch shows the right time twice a day.
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
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Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you

Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you
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Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future a vision based on common values -- is only training
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
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Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present
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Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones
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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
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And in today already walks tomorrow.
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